Not to be confused with the basement/monster post....

"under the mud room" is NOT in the basement.

til next time...

Mama Longstocking headed back to the midwest today. We packed in all sorts of fun while she was here.

Boo, i mean Moo

I read today that some woman is so certain that there is a monster in her basement that she had the door going down there walled over.

a) its probably a ghost, not a monster.
b) in order to keep monsters and ghosts out of my basement, I have a cow. i mean really, what kind of self-respecting scary thing is going to lurk down here?

simple mind....

weiner. butt. lol.

This is what it looks like when worlds collide

Tonight we have a burlesque performance that I am very much looking forward to! However, I also had to give a demo for my real job today as well. I sell inventory control software. As I am preparing for the demo, I am also packing my costumes and gathering my "getting ready" supplies. This is my desk today:

As I am demoing my software and discussing Stocking Levels, little do they know i'll be thinking about my fishnets.

the band, not the food...

I had to do a little road tripping today and brought one of my all time favorites along for the ride...

Eagle eye...

John: Its weird that they'd make the bit a different color....
Shan: I think that's a bagel.....