I read today that some woman is so certain that there is a monster in her basement that she had the door going down there walled over.
a) its probably a ghost, not a monster.
b) in order to keep monsters and ghosts out of my basement, I have a cow. i mean really, what kind of self-respecting scary thing is going to lurk down here?
2 comments:
Um, a cow-loving scary thing.
Then again, if it loves cows it cannot be that scary.
exactly. unless its a chupacabra.
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