This is what it looks like when worlds collide

Tonight we have a burlesque performance that I am very much looking forward to! However, I also had to give a demo for my real job today as well. I sell inventory control software. As I am preparing for the demo, I am also packing my costumes and gathering my "getting ready" supplies. This is my desk today:

As I am demoing my software and discussing Stocking Levels, little do they know i'll be thinking about my fishnets.