I guess I don't get it...

In the movie store the other day, JJ showed me a pillow with that new young dude from the vampire movies. Apparently he is such the teenie bopper dream that he can make money by selling pillows of his face. I just don't get the whole vampire obsession. Don't you know? They suck your blood! I mean, it can't feel good when they bite into your neck... and then, you're a vampire. you sleep in a coffin and you can never get tan. and they always look cold. I guess it's just not the life for me. Then today, someone who should be totally above this little fad, Evie, told me that she was going to go see a matinee of New Moon. I thought that was about vampires too, but she said she was going to see the cute young boys who turned into werewolves. I'm so confused.