It's just not as fun to be the Random Tandem when my dress up cohort wants to live in HI, where all there is to wear is grass skirts and coconuts. If you were still here, you'd have this on too and we'd use it as an excuse to go to the bar. We'd the the funny, hot girls. If I do it alone, I'm just that weird girl in the bikini... If I take that picture of you with me and start talking to it at the bar, no one will even sit by me.
PS: Wings are kind of complicated. I wonder how the birds do it?