Hey Eddie. Superfan Shan here with a little request. You know that I like everything you do, right? Well, I was wondering if you'd remake this song. Now don't get me wrong, I love me some "Rock of Love" and Bret is so committed to his douchebaggery that it's kind of endearing... But ol' buddy just can't sing that well and I kind of like this song so I'd like to hear what you'd do with it.
While you're at it, can you do this one too? I know it's Bret's life story and all, but I still think you could pull it off better than he does. And Bret, if you happen to see this, sorry bro but every song doesn't have to reference the rose and thorn. We know that was your hit song... back in 1988...